Chinese New Years (it's coming up? maybe?)

Chinese New Years has always been a disappointment. We all know dragons are mystical beasts built of steel plated scales, powerful reptilian wings, and fire emission capabilities. A festively painted costume, lacking wings, legged like a centipede, and stumbling through a jovial crowd, does nothing but destroy the dragon’s true identity. I’m glad God did not come down as a dragon and ask us to become like Him.